Coach Alex

Name: Alex

Roles: Tech, Rocky, Janet (Drag Show), Ensemble

Interests: LINE UP LADIES CUZ COACH ALEX IS HERE TO TEACH YOU ALL SOMETHING ABOUT BIOLOGY

YES THAT IS MORE OF A PROFESSOR JOKE BUT THE ONLY COACH JOKES I CAN THINK OF INVOLVE HANDLING BALLS

WAIT WAIT

HOLE IN ONE–NO WAIT SHIT THAT’S GOLF FUCK